Tanner Glass is Bad – A Poem via 6 Couplets

NHL: Nashville Predators at Pittsburgh Penguins

You’ve really gone and done it, Slats
You went and you signed Tanner Glass

He’s been the worst player in the league
But now he’s skating for our team

His possession stats look a lot like this
One could say he plays like piss

I do not want him playing with Zucc
I do not want him on line number two

I do not want him on the fourth line
For a little more cash, Dorsett would’ve been fine

His three year contract makes me sad
Because Tanner Glass is very bad


K believes in very few things that don’t adhere to the transcendentalist manifesto prescribed by Henry David Thoreau. He is a stat head who loves numbers and spreadsheets, but after a 7 year fight against the Chip Carrays and Joe Morgans of the world, his online presence has spiraled downward into a depressing series of long-cons and trolls.

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