I have been conned into not-blogging once again. Disclaimer: This is number soup. Don’t read this. I am writing this because the Braves game has been cancelled and Brando likes to run his mouth. There are no logical conclusions to…
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Did Freddie Freeman Become a Top 10 Ballplayer?
Folks………… we still exist. Since the last time we’ve posted anything Dansby Swanson has been called up, Fat Kemp has been acquired, Ender Inciarte has proven has worth, and the team as a whole has continued to be mostly bad.…
Posted in Baseball, Columns, Sports Tagged with: Atlanta Braves, baseball, Braves, Freddie Freeman, mayo man, mayo prince, mlb, sports
Road to 69: Brad Complacent
The Braves are not going to win 69 games. They’ll be fortunate to make it to 60. Everybody with any sense of reality was expecting this to be a bad season. And yet, the club from Atlanta has managed to…
Road to 69: Nick Markakis Improvements
Nothing like 9 straight losses to start a season! We’re two weeks into 2016, and 69 wins has already gone from a laughingly likely scenario to a slightly optimistic one. The offense is worse than expected. The defense is worse…
Road to 69: Who is Dan Winkler?
Folks, it is that classic time of the year we all know and love: the official start of the Braves baseballing season! By now we should have all had enough time to recover from that disastrous 2015 affair, during which…
Posted in Baseball, Featured, Road to 69, Sports Tagged with: Atlanta Braves, baseball, Braves, sports
10-57: Kevin Seitzer, One Year In
I’m reviving my old 10-57 series to take a look at the Braves’ new-for-2015 hitting coach, Kevin Seitzer. After scoring the second fewest runs in the MLB during a disappointing 79 win season in 2014, the Braves were looking to shake…
Posted in Baseball, Featured, Sports Tagged with: Atlanta Braves, baseball, Braves, hitting, hitting coaches, kevin seitzer
Rope’s 2015 Braves Season ‘Cap
*Sips drank* What’s good, fuckers? Been a long time since I’ve put the ole pen to pad (well, keys to keyboard but you know what the fuck I mean) and today we are going to talk about your 2015 Atlanta…
Series Preview: Nationals, Sep 29-Oct 1
The Washington Nationals allowed an inside the park grand slam this past weekend against the Phillies–the now undisputed worst team in baseball. They also managed to lose their closer for a few games due to a “family” incident. Oh, and…
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Series Preview: Marlins, September 25-27
In the midst of grief, a sliver of hope. Somehow, our Atlanta Braves just wrapped up a series in which we took two of three from the division-leading Mets. While the first game dealt Shelby Miller his 16th loss of…
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Series Preview: Mets, September 21-23
So the last Series Preview was Brad’s brilliant video, and the last Mets preview was G.W. Frog’s incredible debut. Tonight we start another series against said Mets, and I honestly have no idea how I’m going to follow up on…
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